Top Ten Tuesday was created by The Broke and the Bookish and is now hosted by That Artsy Reader Girl. Each week a new theme is suggested for bloggers to participate in.

Today’s theme is Books I’d throw into the ocean. I’d just like to clarify I don’t think that’s environmentally friendly, but most of these books are digital so it’s more of a metaphorical yeeting anyway.

Un fel de spatiu – Ion Hobana

The only positive yeeting in this post. The first part of the book is set mostly underwater, and I’d love to take a swim with it and explore.

Rhythm of War by Brandon Sanderson

I’d yeet this book with the most strength and yet it would fly through the air so slowly I’d fall asleep by the time it made a splash.

Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo

Not sure if I would yeet this into the sea or at whoever decided these characters should be teenagers but act ten years older.

Unsouled by Will Wight

I would yeet this into the sea where it would sink slowly to the book without stirring anything up.

Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir

Gideon would probably appreciate the meme-ness of being yate?yeeted?yeeten? into the sea, but that still doesn’t make me appreciate her attitude.

Orbi by Petronela Rotar

Definitely yeet the book at the characters in this book. It’s about an abusive relationship and I just could not keep on reading.

Dune by Frank Herbert

Yeet this book into the past where it deserves to stay with its boring ass villain.

Crosstalk by Connie Willis

Maybe keep the book, but yeet the main character’s phone into the ocean so she can get a break from her parents. Dnf’d because it was just too stressful.

Omul-Fluture by Lucian Dragoş Bogdan, Teodora Matei

I don’t care where, just yeet the entire cyberpunk genre far away from me.

The Chronos Files by Rysa Walker

If I go back in time and yeet this series at my grandmother, will it make more sense?